Other Stuff - 69 Ways to live your last day

For all you freaks out there: here's something called '69 ways to live your last day'.

Many many years ago I read an interview with Jyrki in the German Magazine Orkus. Back then Jyrki said that it would be a great idea to write a book called " 69 Ways to live your last day ". Now my idea was to ask YOU about your ideal way to live your last day!

Do you have any idea that is crazy, useless, stupid or even perfect, too? Just drop me a line and send me your thoughts!

And here we go:

1 To get bitten by our Hellsinki Vampires
2 To have as much sex as possible
3 I think I would live my last day in Helsinki and have an hangover. I would be at Nosturi or if possible then I would play my last concert!! That would be great!! Ely
4 I would spend my last day on a Eyes - gig and after the gig I would love to have sex with Jyrki. And I want to die in his arms kissing him. By Steffie
5 Maria also had an idea: I would spend this day drinking absinthe and playing chess with Jyrki (if he knows, of course! If he doesn't - Well, I think we'd find something to be busy with :)
6 Jenni : I want a Vampire to kill me!
7 Prescillia would spend her last day like this: I would love to hear Jyrki singing to me "I don't need no heaven or hell..." or Ville Valo "you're all I ever wanted..." It's up to them!! Or I would like to be tattooed all over my body by Jyrki.
Anyway, I would like to make love with Jyrki in a cemetery listening to the Eyes or HIM or Cradle...
I would like to eat and eat and eat again without becoming fatter!!  (that's a girl's dream!!!) and of course it is not very romantic...
8 I would like to play a gig with Jyrki & Co., because I'm such a good vocalist as he is!!! By Marcus
9 Lilin wrote: I'd go to my last final party and take revenge on all those who ever hurt me and made my life the mess it is today... But I like it somehow :-)
10 Just live, tomorrow you even could be dead.
11 Here's another suggestion from Tarja to spend the last day: I would try to have as much sex as I could get and after that I would  search for other vampires and I would let them drink of me, so that a bit of me can live inside them for eternity. Probably in the end I would cut off my pulse adders and walk into the sea so that my blood colours the  whole sea red forever so that
people always think of me.
12 Storm wrote: I would climb up our highest tower, turn on my CD player as loud as I can, so that the whole town can hear the music of the 69 Eyes. I would dance and drink some blood, and I would search for some vampires.
13 Juliet: On my last day on earth I would tell all my friends why I like them and what I don't like about them. I would love to sing some songs with The 69 Eyes, drink a lot of wine and after sunset which I watched on the coast I would love to get  bitten by a Vampire and look into his eyes in the moment of my death.
14 Joanna: I would like to die by being shot into the stomach in the middle of a crowded place, most likely a cross walk (justwhen the little kids are getting out of school) laying in a pool of my own blood so all the kids can see what life and death
 really is!!!
15 Ville-Hiiri: I think I have a good idea to add to the list. I would spend my last day in such a way: I want to play the drums together with Jussi on a big 69 Eyes-gig in a well known club in Finland. If it's possible also together with the nice guys from     
 HIM. After that gig I want to have sex with Jyrki, Jussi, Timo-Timo, Bazie, Ville, Emerson....cause they are all very sexy and tasty!! ;) And I wish that Jyrki makes true what he said about the song "Stolen Season" (Orkus 12/00)!!! But the most important thing is to meet The 69 Eyes and HIM!!!!
16 I would spend my last day with my one and only love.
17 Lillith: I'd love to wake up in the morning besides the one I love. Then we would have a big party at this big warehouse place and there would be Jacuzzi's and water fountains and pools and also a big house full of bedrooms so my friends could enjoy themselves. All my friends would be there having a great time and we'd go crazy and drink champagne. I'd be in the Jacuzzi with Ville and Jyrki and then I'd also take them to one of the bedrooms later. We'd just have our own private little party, me, Jyrki, Ville, Gas and Burton. Linde could join too, we'd be singing and telling stories and soaking in the Jacuzzi while drinking champagne. Maybe I'd try having sex with some of my best looking girlfriends too since its the last day on Earth. And when we die, we would all continue this private party in heaven. But we'd die with no fear but smiles on our face.
18 Femme Fatale has got 2 versions:
666 version :I would like to spend my last day in this fucking world on an endless 69-gig and Aftershow, I will taste... every one of them, Jussi, Bazie,  Jyrki... oh Satan.. I wish to die soon!! ;)
romantic version : After this (hard work) I will go to Père Lachaise in Paris with Jyrki, and there, Jyrki and me will visit Jim (Morrison) and we will talk talk talk talk all night long. I would like to end my life in Jyrki's arms talking about Jim Morrison's poems with a taste of Jyrki's blood and milk ..on my lips
19 I guess I would leave home before the sun rises. Then I would sit on our very old cemetery and drink a lot of red wine and wait. I would wait for my death. Finally I'd die lonely, drunken, but quite calm and sad. In fact, Gothics don't party...
20 Well, I'd like to spend my last day on making love with Jyrki and Jussi at the same time... Bloody hell... I wanna die! Belladonna
21 Daria69: here are my ideas: ° having sex with Jyrki, ° meeting and getting drunk with the 69 eyes, ° having a romantic picnic on a cemetery with Jyrki, ° being on a X-tra-X photo-shooting with the Eyes and being a model, too, ° isiting a wood at night, drinking lots of Met there with my best friends.
22 Alice: The last day of my life would be perfect if I could have a good red wine, some candles, a Dance d'amour with Jyrki in Paris, to be his love forever and to die together with him.
23 I would like to sing the song "Wasting the dawn" on stage with Jyrki and then I'd like to have a very romantic dinner under the Paris sky with the Gothic boy that I love with all my heart. 3 minutes before I die I'd like him to kiss me. After all this I want him to bury me somewhere in a big forest, only him knowing where this place is.  Goth soul69
24 I'd like to wake up in Jyrki's arms and spend the whole day with him in London or Paris, then we would read some gothic poetry and listen to some goth music. We would share the same wine bottle in a cemetery and then we would die together,
sharing our blood.  By Skarlate69
25 On my last day I would drink red wine. And I also would like to dance with Jussi and party with the 69 Eyes, maybe with HIM .   
26 I think I would go out for a walk because it's always great to walk through a forest at night. After that I would drink a lot and... yes... I think I would walk till I die! 
27 On the last day of my life I would love to kiss Jyrki a thousand times, bite him, slash his pretty face and - in the end - rape him. Oh yeah... I want to die ;)   By Violent Act of Beauty
28 I would like to become a Vampire. And then I'd be immortal. Pauliina69
29 Nemo: On the last day of my life I would like Jyrki to dance with me into the night, into the serious moonlight.
30 On my last day I would be the wife of Jyrki, to be with him for eternity and to have a baby with him, not because he's a singer. No. I don't care about the fame or the money. Just because of the man who he is, becaue je l'aime d'amour. He's the prince, the man that I love. And of course a beautiful night with sex and sex ...   
31 Crow: On my last day I would go out in the rain and dance to the sweet sound of The 69 Eyes, maybe with Jyrki if he likes to dance. I would also go to the lake and watch the swans while thinking about how short life is. Maybe I'll write a song about my thoughts. Then I'd return home and watch the Helsinki Vampires one last time. After that, I want to die with Jyrki's name and a smile on my lips.
32 On the day before I die, I'd like to pretend I was immortal, just like the lost boys. I'd go around in town, calling myself the Lost Girl. I'd fly to Finland, and hang out with The 69 Eyes and HIM and drink rattlesnake tequila while Ville takes it out of the bottle, wraps it around his neck and names it Timothy. Then, I'd like to do many many things with not only Ville but also Jussi and Linde. All at once. It could be possible.   By Jenna
33 I want to spend my last day and night with Jussi. This guy is just perfect! I can't tell what I feel for him. I just want to have one day and night with him and of course lots of sex. He's just the best! By Dimana from Bulgaria
34 I don't wanna die! I want to be the vampire biting every girl. I'm a Vampire in disguise. 
35 I would make party all night and day with the Helsinki Vampires and Finnlands greatest rockstars. Hear only the best gloomy music. I would have sex with this fucking damn hot boys and drink so much that I would die because of the alcohol and not because it's my last day. Mary G
36 I would spend my last day on earth drinking and partying with the Helsinki Vampires, HIM and every other band I love.  I would also get "Don't Panic!" tattooed on my back as a tribute to The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.  Finally I would drive around here in the Black Hills of South Dakota as fast as possible and if i got chased by a cop, well... i'll give him one hell of a chase. Chris

 

Oh. my. god. If you still are able to read after all this, then please make some more entertaining suggestions ;)
The 'book' needs 69!

 

 

   
 


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